Tuesday, March 6, 2012

The knight story

Toodlepip:
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far away, lived the mighty Knights of Dubblot. These knights were brave explorers of strange lands and were led by the heroic Sir Mixitup.
One day the Knights of Dubblot were in the Forest of Mysterious Custard and came across …




Lorilea1:
… a fire-breathing dragon! The knights were so shocked at the size of the dragon - 30 feet tall! Then …
Dr Cheese:
… the knights noticed something very strange, the dragon was sniffing at Sir Cheddar’s pocket. Sir Cheddar put his hand in his pocket and pulled out …
Judah686:

… a piece of …
Speckle:
… cheddar cheese, the most delicious and tempting cheese in all of the land, which of course even a mighty dragon can’t resist! …
Cggg:

… Without warning the Dragon cried out, “Is that Cheddar?, Oh I love a little bit of Cheddar”.
Sir Mixitup looked at Sir Cheddar to signal him to give the dragon the cheese, but Sir Cheddar didn’t want to give up his delicious morsel. The dragon sighed, “Oh well, I’ll have to eat you all for my breakfast”.
“No wait!” said Sir Cheddar, and he placed his piece of cheese at the foot of the dragon. Quick smart, the dragon snapped up the cheese and licked his lips right across his face.
“Thank you,” he said with a smile. “Would you like to know a secret about the Forest of Mysterious Custard?”
“Oh yes” said Sir Mixitup.
“Well …
Planetking:
… a long time ago there was a big cheesy monster his name was “Cheese King”. Cheese King was big and strong and loved his job as the king, he ruled the whole Forest of Mysterious Custard! But one day a little Custard Ball came along. He walked straight up to the Cheese King and said in his small voice. “One day me and my Custard Men will take our forest back that you meanly stole from us many years ago you horrid king!”
“HAHAHA” laughed the evil Cheese King. “You Custard people are to pathetic to take over me, HAHAHA”
“You will see,” said the Custard Ball and he walked off with a confident look on his face.
That night the Cheese King walked back to his custard castle and tucked into his dinner of Blobba cheese. “There is no way those pathetic Custard People will take me down…!” The Cheese King laughed. “I have Cheese soldiers guarding every part of this castle they have no chance.”
“RARRR!” SUDDENLY a group of about 10 Custard People jumped into the room by smashing through the roof of the castle. “Your time is up Cheese King,” said the Custard People.
“Well, well, well,” said the Cheese King. “I must say i thought you would have a better attack plan than this… 10 men - are you joking me?”
“Now!” said a Custard ball and SUDDENLY an army of about 50 Dubble Knights jumped into the room chaining up the Cheese King from behind.
The Custard people still fight to keep their forest to this day …
Toodlepip:
… but now something terrible has happened. The Custard Princess has disappeared, she’s gone KAPOOF, vanished into thin air! You brave Dubble Knights must save her, like those Dubble Knights that saved the Custard People all those years ago,” said the Dragon.
And so the Knights …
Superpasha:

… rode off into the Mysterious Forest, where they found the horrible witch THAT DIDN’T LIKE CHEESE!!! All the knights gasped!!!! One of them found cheese on the ground and quickly threw it to the witch’s mouth. The witch cried, “You will never make me like cheese!!! MWAHEEHEEHEEEHEE!”
But… perfect throw! The piece of cheese landed straight in the witch’s mouth!!! The witch was about to say something when… she smiled!!! The witch said, “What a magnificent food!!! Thank you for letting me know that I like cheese.” But suddenly, the witch flew up in the air and transformed! The knights stared with amazement! Then…GASP!! The witch had transformed into the Custard Princess!!! She was as beautiful as cheese.
The beautiful princess explained what happened, “I was out in this forest looking for some flowers for decorating my room when I stepped on this bottle and there was this non-cheese kind of liquid, the liquid got in my skin and I fainted. I became a cheese-hating witch!!! My attitude was VERY different.” The knights took the princess back to her tower on their horses and kissed the beautiful princess’s hand. The princess went to her father and asked him to reward these fellow knights with …
Puffball:
… a magic moonrock which when held by one of true heart would grant them their greatest desire. The three knights accepted this great gift and continued on their way, a while on the first knight suggested that they should make their wishes now. The others agreed so the first knight pulled the moonrock from his satchel and …
LittleBatBaby:
… whispered into his hands that he wanted a sword that could defeat any enemy and cut through all cheese, the second knight grasped the rock and …
Chris562:
… he wished that there was a big planet of cheese. Then *poof* there was a rocket ship, and a new planet was born! The knight got on the rocket ship and …
Judah686:
… then the last knight wished for a DUBBLE SCOOP of ice cream!
Puffball:
But a big mama dragon, who was watching from the bushes, spied the ice-cream delight and pulling up all her stealth she crept up behind the third knight and…
Toodlepip:
… burst in song, “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!”
The knights jumped with surprise and were quick to join the mama dragon as she danced a little jig. They danced and danced and danced, far into the night. And everyone lived happily ever after … well almost everyone, Sir Cheese and his rocket ship were nowhere to be found … but that’s another story.
Thanks to all the authors! You guys rock! P.S. i copied this from the dubble scoop!

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